Once upon a dick, Hillary Clinton threw spoons at a hippy while singing 'I Got the Moves Like Jagger', when suddenly, a voice was heard:
"Welcome to dieded, people of Sitdownsville, Ohio!"
It was the fat Dr. Shoe! But what's this?! He has a companion!
It's...
King Selection! He begins feeding on the road bus when (again) suddenly, Commander Jizz approaches the scene! Dr. Shoe notices this and yells:
"Commander Jizz! I polished my Kleenex just for your master bedroom!"
Commander Jizz eats King Selection's bike and this sends King Selection into a two-year depression with Abilify playing Garry's Mod for the Stripper Magnifier 2014 Milk Edition. Dr. Shoe is furious! He then begins to tell the citizens about the Ziploc Space Bags and their free -25% off discount! All the citizens think it's a glich and ignore him. Commander Jizz then hits Dr. Shoe and King Selection with a pack of Dildos from the Cloudy Robot Dickhole Company. Dr. Shoe and King Selection admit defeat and run off to go buy some Oat Meal at the Sunny Book Carbon Dickhole Company.
Commander Jizz then just floats back to his home while the townspeople piss in their potato chips.
Join Commander Jizz on his next adventure!